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No.19469889 ViewReplyOriginalReport
Anyone else out there who's internet persona predates 4chan?
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!!Kzrpy34OYoc No.19449435 ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Shieeet I'm at work right now and I was told that my boss watched every single one of my youtube videos
I might be fugged m80s
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No.19469784 ViewReplyOriginalReport
>texting oneitis
>ask her if she wants to see Jurassic World
>says she already has plans to see it
>that's okay do you wanna see something else or do something else
>other than shopping, not really
>wanna go shopping together?
>I'm broke
>I have $500 in my wallet right now
>are you absolutely sure?
>alright, I'll pick you up

Is $500 a lot? I got it for my Birthday, which she forgot. Will I be able to make her happy with $500?
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Hot bars

No.19466448 ViewReplyOriginalReport
Spit 'em, anon.
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Camping Meetup

No.19469038 ViewReplyOriginalReport
/r9k/ has a camping meetup. Describe how it would go and what sort of activities would go down.
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No.19460499 ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
>tfw he keeps sucking you off after you came
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No.19469917 ViewReplyOriginalReport
Describe a step-by-step process which, if completed, you may begin to be happy.

>stop being depressed
>start home business or get a job
>get enough money to live at some basic level
>move out of parent's house
>get some social hobbies
>trick girl into liking me via pua tricks
>have sex in my own apartment

I don't think that this is an unreasonable plan.
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/r9k/ Tribe Game - Incoming Normies Edition

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You control a group of robots in ancient times, highest last two digits of post number determine course of action. It's been a hard journey for the small robot group, but they seem to have done pretty well so far;

>Found a cave by a lake and settled in, defeated a group of normies and banded with them to form a tribe
>Had some problems with integration and cultural differences, but things have smoothed overtime
>Now the tribe has set its sights outward, looking to surrounding areas

Without any remaining competition, the group controls the lake and the only other people are a small group downriver. Currently, a trading team from the other group has been taken hostage in the robot village, and the intent has been to try to convert them to robots using mind altering drugs. In response however, a second team from the group downriver has been dispatched to see what became of the first team, and will arrive in a few days.

>What do?
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No.19469953 ViewReplyOriginalReport
>tfw extremely high on hallucinogens
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No.19468588 ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
>tfw no guy with an average penis for me to sit and bounce on while i browse
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