This is a static archive. Search is down at the moment as RAM in the search box is upgraded.
Anonymous
Anyone else out there who's internet persona predates 4chan?
Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Shhhhh. Don't reveal that you have a powerlevel over what so-called oldfags top out at.
Anonymous
Anonymous
I haven't ever had an internet persona.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>19469998 >not being a transethnic burritokin triggered
eggman !!Kzrpy34OYoc (200 replies)
Shieeet I'm at work right now and I was told that my boss watched every single one of my youtube videos
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>19466576 But he isn't. A lot of /r9k/ men are just gangly dudes who aren't THAT ugly. I've been here for a long long time and I have yet to see anyone who looks like a subhuman. Eggman's problem is that he's got an ego the size of his head.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>19449702 >her (my boss) PRAY FOR EGGMAN
SUICIDE WATCH
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>19462876 >>19464434 >>19466632 Incorrect swallowing pattern, heaps of people have it these days due to not being breast fed long enough and a variety of other factors. You should swallow without sucking in your cheeks at all, look up Orthotropics
Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
just farted and it smells like eggs
Anonymous
>texting oneitis >ask her if she wants to see Jurassic World >says she already has plans to see it >that's okay do you wanna see something else or do something else >other than shopping, not really >CHANCE >wanna go shopping together? >I'm broke >I have $500 in my wallet right now >are you absolutely sure? >yes >alright, I'll pick you up which she forgot. Will I be able to make her happy with $500?
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>19469910 Cancel right now, or you have no right to call yourself a man ever again.
Beta faggots like you bending over backwards for women make me sick.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>19469869 You just said she was your oneitis.
yeah. This is bait. Has to be.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>19469948 But Anon, she's my only friend... Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>19469910 Is there a generator where you can just fill in the text bubbles online or something? no way
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Don't do it dude.
Anonymous
Spit 'em, anon.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>19469041 Someone do this plz
Anonymous
Quoted By:
120 days of Sodom tell me is you top or bottom
Anonymous
/r9k/ has a camping meetup. Describe how it would go and what sort of activities would go down.
Anonymous
>>19469710 You really think you can take me?
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>19469259 I'm weird but I'd be down for swimming, guns and acting like a fool
Anonymous
Quoted By:
It'd be like pic related, but with trees and shit in the background.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>19469723 not if you're one of those homosexuals that pound protein at the gym 24/7 , but maybe a group of us could gang up and bring you down
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>19469558 >>19469575 Look at this, two robots who are half an hour from each other and it's "o-oh, I live near you. well back to posting".
Have some balls, meet up with each other.
Hampton Roads here
Anonymous
>tfw he keeps sucking you off after you came
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19469899 I tried searching 'black trap' to see if they existed but I got all the wrong results.
Anonymous
>>19469960 What sort of results?
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>19469979 trap music and black colored pest traps
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>19469960 Go on...
>tfw will never be able to satisfy r9gay's fantasies>tfw will always be forced to dom
Anonymous
Describe a step-by-step process which, if completed, you may begin to be happy.>stop being depressed >start home business or get a job >get enough money to live at some basic level >move out of parent's house >get some social hobbies >trick girl into liking me via pua tricks >have sex in my own apartment
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>lift weights 6 days a week >consume 4k calories a day >get tattoos >repeat for 12 months >get laid by qt tier female >feel good about my abilities as a man
Anonymous
You control a group of robots in ancient times, highest last two digits of post number determine course of action. It's been a hard journey for the small robot group, but they seem to have done pretty well so far;>Found a cave by a lake and settled in, defeated a group of normies and banded with them to form a tribe >Had some problems with integration and cultural differences, but things have smoothed overtime >Now the tribe has set its sights outward, looking to surrounding areas >What do?
Anonymous
>>19468487 High roll also;
>Back at the tribe's village, the only three men act to oppress the women. >Unfortunately they are outnumbered more than 4 to 1, and while they stir up quite a commotion, most of the women regard it as some kind of funny game or prank and don't really take it seriously. >In response, they band together and in turn say some pretty hurtful things to the men, thinking it's part of the game. >Eventually the commotion is settled by the chieftess who tells everyone to get to work with a new plan; >>19468592 Highest roll of all, save reloaded;
>In a few days, the robots are able to fashion some crude camouflage in the likeness of the green frog feels god. >Some more days pass, and the normies are sighted coming up river with the few robots. >When they get close enough, the camouflaged robots shake and disturb the bushes and trees, and make quite a fearsome REE'ing. >Both the normies and robots are frightened by this, and withdraw a little ways and settle down on the other side of the river, the robots following along with them. >They seem unwilling to progress any farther without knowing what's going on, though they seem to be deliberating about how to proceed at sorting the problem out. The robots just wait by passively, capable of being given orders. What do? The normies are about an hour downriver from the village, currently waiting and planning something.
Anonymous
>>19468689 capture a normie, skin him and turn the skin into a football.
fill the football with robo cum and launch it at the normies
Anonymous
>>19468828 Poor roll;
>The small group of normies with the robots have the bright idea to launch a sneak attack while the normies plan their next move. >Unfortunately, the robot "group" is just a man and woman, and so are easily overpowered and captured. The normies believe them to have gone mad in the presence of the demons on the other shore. For the time being, they just keep them tied up, but unharmed. So much for that plan. One of the captured normies in the robot's actual village could suffer this fate though, but it would take a little time, to skin him, fill the skin with cum, and get it downriver to throw. Alternatively, it would be quicker to do this with an animal skin, if that was desired.
>What do? Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>19468915 Whoops, should have been
>The small group of robots with the normies. Same result though. Also here's the pastebin with updated info;
http://pastebin.com/W0hnbYCk Anonymous
Quoted By:
Bumping with the map of the area, red X is the robots, navy X is the normie trader camp.
Anonymous
>tfw extremely high on hallucinogens
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>19469953 Are you high enough to hallucinate
a gf ?
Anonymous
Quoted By:
what are you on
Anonymous
>>19469953 Yo, is that what the world really looks like on LSD or shrooms or something? That's fucking cool.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>tfw no guy with an average penis for me to sit and bounce on while i browse
!Nounu0sFuY
>>19469608 QUIT TALKING LIKE THE REAL FRENCHMAN! You're a pale imitation..
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19469864 NOUN
GO
>>19469896 stop
This is my thread
!Nounu0sFuY
>>19469949 It may be your thread but you can't stop me from posting,
bitch. !Nounxa7ksg
