Looks like its time to give /tg/ some templating tips!>>16368472
First off, this abomination. What you want is:
5,T: Exile all permanents. Any player may activate this ability.
You may also wish to make it Legendary for flavor, and heck, with how short the rules text will be, give it some flavor text.>>16368496
The frame is wrong, and I'm pretty sure the same goes for the reminder text.
The frame is wrong because the card has blue in its mana cost, so the game sees it as colourless. And abilities don't apply unless they explicitly say or require they do. This does neither of those, so it's blue while not on the battlefield.
As for the rules text, I would go with:
All spells, permanents and cards not on the battlefield are colourless.
I'd use that rules text, because your card is somewhat like Painter's Servant, the pictured card.>>16368563
I would reword the first ability to "When Tyrant of the Pit enters the battlefield, target opponent gains control of it.", ala Sleeper Agent. Otherwise, not too bad on the templating.>>16368574
Seems a bit powerful, since it's a 2/3 for U, and the drawback only matters if you're running too many copies of it or lots of Waifus. That said, it feels like she should be Legendary for flavor.>>16368863
Other Vampire creatures you control get +2/+1 and have deathtouch.>>16368902
Devour appeared mostly in red, green, black. Green does like eating, I'll admit. But green's the colour of nature and such. Does Gabe, a guy who makes video games seem green to you?
He could be red, which is impulsive, artistic, passionate and emotional.
Or he could be black, the colour of resourcefulness, selfishness, and ambition.
Really, I'm not sure which colour to put Gabe in, but with Devour, I'm pretty sure he can go in red, black or green.>ptutur REPORTED
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