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Anyone else out there who's internet persona predates 4chan?
Shhhhh. Don't reveal that you have a powerlevel over what so-called oldfags top out at.
I haven't ever had an internet persona.
>>19469998 >not being a transethnic burritokin
!!Kzrpy34OYoc (200 replies)
Shieeet I'm at work right now and I was told that my boss watched every single one of my youtube videos
I might be fugged m80s
But he isn't. A lot of /r9k/ men are just gangly dudes who aren't THAT ugly. I've been here for a long long time and I have yet to see anyone who looks like a subhuman. Eggman's problem is that he's got an ego the size of his head.
>>19449702 >her (my boss)
PRAY FOR EGGMAN
>>19462876 >>19464434 >>19466632
Incorrect swallowing pattern, heaps of people have it these days due to not being breast fed long enough and a variety of other factors. You should swallow without sucking in your cheeks at all, look up Orthotropics
just farted and it smells like eggs
>ask her if she wants to see Jurassic World
>says she already has plans to see it
>that's okay do you wanna see something else or do something else
>other than shopping, not really
>wanna go shopping together?
>I have $500 in my wallet right now
>are you absolutely sure?
>alright, I'll pick you up
Is $500 a lot? I got it for my Birthday, which she forgot. Will I be able to make her happy with $500?
Cancel right now, or you have no right to call yourself a man ever again.
Beta faggots like you bending over backwards for women make me sick.
You just said she was your oneitis.
yeah. This is bait. Has to be.
>>19469948 But Anon, she's my only friend...
Is there a generator where you can just fill in the text bubbles online or something? no way
Don't do it dude.
Spit 'em, anon.
Someone do this plz
120 days of Sodom tell me is you top or bottom
Tell me is you got a problem wit' my stacks 'n' where I got 'em Amazon dot com look me up I'm selling plenty Turkish coffee in my cup spiked with a little Remy
/r9k/ has a camping meetup. Describe how it would go and what sort of activities would go down.
You really think you can take me?
I'm weird but I'd be down for swimming, guns and acting like a fool
It'd be like pic related, but with trees and shit in the background.
Really though, you kinda need a car to go camping, and Robots don't have cars, can't drive, and can't leave their house due to anxiety
not if you're one of those homosexuals that pound protein at the gym 24/7 , but maybe a group of us could gang up and bring you down
Look at this, two robots who are half an hour from each other and it's "o-oh, I live near you. well back to posting".
Have some balls, meet up with each other.
Hampton Roads here
>tfw he keeps sucking you off after you came
I tried searching 'black trap' to see if they existed but I got all the wrong results.
What sort of results?
trap music and black colored pest traps
>tfw will never be able to satisfy r9gay's fantasies >tfw will always be forced to dom
Describe a step-by-step process which, if completed, you may begin to be happy.
>stop being depressed
>start home business or get a job
>get enough money to live at some basic level
>move out of parent's house
>get some social hobbies
>trick girl into liking me via pua tricks
>have sex in my own apartment
I don't think that this is an unreasonable plan.
>lift weights 6 days a week >consume 4k calories a day >get tattoos >repeat for 12 months >get laid by qt tier female >feel good about my abilities as a man Should probably add therapy to that list because none of this will happen as long as I remain crippled by depression and anxiety.
You control a group of robots in ancient times, highest last two digits of post number determine course of action. It's been a hard journey for the small robot group, but they seem to have done pretty well so far;
>Found a cave by a lake and settled in, defeated a group of normies and banded with them to form a tribe
>Had some problems with integration and cultural differences, but things have smoothed overtime
>Now the tribe has set its sights outward, looking to surrounding areas
Without any remaining competition, the group controls the lake and the only other people are a small group downriver. Currently, a trading team from the other group has been taken hostage in the robot village, and the intent has been to try to convert them to robots using mind altering drugs. In response however, a second team from the group downriver has been dispatched to see what became of the first team, and will arrive in a few days.
High roll also;
>Back at the tribe's village, the only three men act to oppress the women. >Unfortunately they are outnumbered more than 4 to 1, and while they stir up quite a commotion, most of the women regard it as some kind of funny game or prank and don't really take it seriously. >In response, they band together and in turn say some pretty hurtful things to the men, thinking it's part of the game. >Eventually the commotion is settled by the chieftess who tells everyone to get to work with a new plan; >>19468592
Highest roll of all, save reloaded;
>In a few days, the robots are able to fashion some crude camouflage in the likeness of the green frog feels god. >Some more days pass, and the normies are sighted coming up river with the few robots. >When they get close enough, the camouflaged robots shake and disturb the bushes and trees, and make quite a fearsome REE'ing. >Both the normies and robots are frightened by this, and withdraw a little ways and settle down on the other side of the river, the robots following along with them. >They seem unwilling to progress any farther without knowing what's going on, though they seem to be deliberating about how to proceed at sorting the problem out. The robots just wait by passively, capable of being given orders.
What do? The normies are about an hour downriver from the village, currently waiting and planning something.
capture a normie, skin him and turn the skin into a football.
fill the football with robo cum and launch it at the normies
>The small group of normies with the robots have the bright idea to launch a sneak attack while the normies plan their next move. >Unfortunately, the robot "group" is just a man and woman, and so are easily overpowered and captured. The normies believe them to have gone mad in the presence of the demons on the other shore. For the time being, they just keep them tied up, but unharmed.
So much for that plan. One of the captured normies in the robot's actual village could suffer this fate though, but it would take a little time, to skin him, fill the skin with cum, and get it downriver to throw. Alternatively, it would be quicker to do this with an animal skin, if that was desired.
Whoops, should have been
>The small group of robots with the normies.
Same result though. Also here's the pastebin with updated info;
Bumping with the map of the area, red X is the robots, navy X is the normie trader camp.
>tfw extremely high on hallucinogens
Are you high enough to hallucinate
what are you on
Yo, is that what the world really looks like on LSD or shrooms or something? That's fucking cool.
>tfw no guy with an average penis for me to sit and bounce on while i browse
QUIT TALKING LIKE THE REAL FRENCHMAN! You're a pale imitation..
This is my thread
It may be your thread but you can't stop me from posting,